Comments on Ink&Apples: a very pajiban drinking game

oh this is absolutely brilliant. I think the othe...

2007-12-31T21:56:00.000Z

oh this is absolutely brilliant. I think the other cubicles think I'm having too much fun! I love being able to read that, and GET it- love the pajiba love!

Alex, my girl-crush on you is now firmly cemented....

2007-11-07T21:28:00.000Z

Alex, my girl-crush on you is now firmly cemented. It started with your bit on tattoos, and with this? I even delurked, that's how good it is.
If you ever need a California drinking game buddy, let me know.

Pajiboid! PajiboididiansPajiboids

2007-11-07T19:22:00.000Z

Pajiboid!
Pajiboididians
Pajiboids

Um, I actually really like Norbit and I read Pajib...

2007-11-07T18:49:00.000Z

Um, I actually really like Norbit and I read Pajiba everday. I have the movie downloaded on my computer and I watch it at least once a week.

I can't help it. Rasputia is the classiest woman I have ever seen.

Drink everytime someone claims that we're all shee...

2007-11-07T16:29:00.000Z

Drink everytime someone claims that we're all sheep just agreeing with the reviewer(s) no matter what. I love that one. Baaaaaaaaaaa!

Ahem.YOU ROCK AGAIN!!!That is all.

2007-11-07T16:14:00.000Z

Ahem.

YOU ROCK AGAIN!!!

That is all.

Is it wrong that I mainly read that list to make s...

2007-11-07T02:20:00.000Z

Is it wrong that I mainly read that list to make sure I wasn't the cause of a Pajiba drinking game rule?

Thankfully, there was no mention of "For every comment that claims horror films are filled with artistic merit" or "For every defense of the quality of acting/screenplay/direction in a horror film in contrast with the reviewer."

And the only thing I ever thought (never wrote on these sites) was good about Norbit was the make-up work, and even then I could NEVER say I enjoyed the film.

Oh, this is awesome. I'd say you have to promise ...

2007-11-07T02:14:00.000Z

Oh, this is awesome. I'd say you have to promise to play with me if I ever happen to be on your side on the pond, but there's a 100% chance of that happening in the next few months and I'd rather not be a scary internet stalker. Although most scary internet stalkers aren't 21 year old girls, as best I can tell.

And I may have to start watching rugby just to understand the concept of a Patterson hat.

You do realize AtO that we'll now all be tempted t...

2007-11-07T00:25:00.000Z

You do realize AtO that we'll now all be tempted to leave certain comments just to cause more drinking. In fact, I think I'll begin referring in every comment section the the visionary Brett Ratner and the talented Uwe Boll. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch my favorite movie: the amazing Norbit.

Ha, love to see someone take a crazy idea and run ...

2007-11-07T00:04:00.000Z

Ha, love to see someone take a crazy idea and run with it. Fabulous work, AtO (now, can I try these rules out here and take a drink? If I figure out how to do bold, can I sip too?? Wait, let me try it: AtO Wheee!).

Dustin, I always kind of thought that pasadenamike actually WAS BarbadoSlim, validating himself using a nom de plume...am I crazy? ARE YA FEELIN ME, D?

Hiccup.

2007-11-06T22:36:00.000Z

Hiccup.

Alex my girl: I bow before you. You have moved fr...

2007-11-06T22:29:00.000Z

Alex my girl: I bow before you. You have moved from the ranks of honorary Irish(wo)man to bona fide Irish(wo)man with this one. In fact I sent the link for this to a friend who works for Guinness and it's currently circulating around their corporate offices.
One additional rule if I may:
A sip when a commenter accuses the reviewer of being misogynistic and a shot whenever a commenter fervently believes that a reviewer has intentionally cast aspersions on the entire student body and alumnae of Wellesley and Smith Colleges, and is forced to rush to the defence of those poor chicks.

Is there a 12 step program in our future? I alrea...

2007-11-06T22:23:00.000Z

Is there a 12 step program in our future? I already feel I have a serious problem.....My name is Finn and I am a Pajiban.

I actually had some friends over one night after t...

2007-11-06T22:17:00.000Z

I actually had some friends over one night after the bars closed (1am in Portland, ME), and a buddy brought his girlfriend and one of her friends over... well this friend not only started talking about how funny a movie Norbitt was, but after I challenged this idiocy she had the gaul to explain that I just didn't get it cause I don't understand black people (FYI, she's not black). After verbally berating her, I immediately told her to get out. The fact that more of my friends didn't understand my issues with this is making me heavily reevaluate my friendships... and heavily drink. But since it wasn't in a comment at the site, I am not yet in oblivion.

Uh oh I think socalled started the drinking game a...

2007-11-06T21:55:00.000Z

Uh oh I think socalled started the drinking game already...with his own rules...seriously, circluar?

I like this game, any excuse to drink myself silly is fine by me. Oh and you people have ruined my life. Before I started reading pajiba, I didn't know certain people existed (not living in America and all), I had a very relaxed relationship with films, now I can't help but see the flaws, you bastards. I was going to blame my sarcasm on you, but that would be a lie, we're just a very good fit.

*Joker*

Hee, that was fantastic AtO. This game should crea...

2007-11-06T21:22:00.000Z

Hee, that was fantastic AtO. This game should create quite the sales surge at my local liquor store when the next torture porn is inevitably released.

BLoody hell fire socalled how the hell have I mana...

2007-11-06T21:03:00.000Z

BLoody hell fire socalled how the hell have I managed to miss that?

On second thoughts... I have no idea what you're talking about...

Honest.

"a chin if pasadenamike incoherently implies that ...

2007-11-06T20:53:00.000Z

"a chin if pasadenamike incoherently implies that Slim be his wing-man"

But that will end up being every time he posts . . . .

AtO, is your banner meant to be spelled "circluar"?

socalledonlycousins

Dustin: you're absolutely right, in fact I think w...

2007-11-06T20:26:00.000Z

Dustin: you're absolutely right, in fact I think we also need a "they're raping my childood clause in there too...

litely: Ooooh, will there be cake? And by "cake" I of course mean "vodka".

katy: The main reason I aim to avoid pregnancy is that I can't really conceive (ouch, pun not intended) of not drinking for nine months, I feel for you, I really do.

gwch: Well, I do live to corrupt.

lyricalcat: Thanks :)

Manda: I have literally the world's most boring job, I managed to do freelance work, create a drinking game and completely rearrange my office today and that's after finishing my day's work.

And I don't do it for the love. I do it for the booze. Speaking of which, I'm off to grab a beer.

Lawdy girl, you've got some damn time on your hand...

2007-11-06T19:56:00.000Z

Lawdy girl, you've got some damn time on your hands to have thought this one out.

You are bound to get some Love for this one...

TK - That's been my husband's reasoning throughout...

2007-11-06T18:23:00.000Z

TK - That's been my husband's reasoning throughout this process, that he's the one drinking for two now. He thinks it gets funnier each time. I don't quite agree. And no one is going to hold me up as the model mom/pregnant lady, as I have had 1-2 glasses of wine per week since my second trimester. But that doesn't cut it anymore. I've got a good old fashioned bender brewing up in my system. Soon enough...soon enough.

Been reading more postsI change my comment...You a...

2007-11-06T17:48:00.000Z

Been reading more posts
I change my comment...You are right on...ha ha.

HAHA! I love it. You might want to add if Barbado...

2007-11-06T17:43:00.000Z

HAHA! I love it. You might want to add if Barbado Slim IS offensive. Because I don't think he is that easily offended.

I may have to start drinking just to be a part of ...

2007-11-06T17:27:00.000Z

I may have to start drinking just to be a part of this fun little game.

Katy, there's no reason you can't take a drink now...

2007-11-06T17:17:00.000Z

Katy, there's no reason you can't take a drink now - you're just drinking for two, is all.

Outstanding work, Alex. The only problem is, one attempt to play this game with a review of, for example, Knocked Up, and we'd all be dead.